Had an irrational fear this morning that when I walked into the kitchen to butter my toast, this would be me…. but with the toaster.
What happens when I wake up before 10am.
(via fuckyeahhowimetyourmother)
#oh look #its brittney in the kitchen XDD #bwhahaha OH. YOU THINK YOU’RE SO FUNNY, DON’T YOU, /MER/LIN? YOU’RE JUST SO...
Take that, essay.
