February 2012
20 posts
BURGH
Feel like shit and haven’t really slept… need to sleeeeeeeep :(
People need to chill the fuck out... srsly.
It seriously feels like all that’s being spoken about on facebook and tumblr and everywhere else online is petty shit. OH MY GOD! Two footballers didn’t shake hands!? HOLY SHIT! Chris Brown is being allowed to perform again!? OUTRAGE! Seriously, I’m sick of hearing about overpaid douchebags! It’s all that seems to be thrown in our faces when reading the papers or watching...
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Just saying...
I really really really want to see Italy beat France in the rugby today.
Stupid frogs.
January 2012
15 posts
You know you're in love when...
your girlfriend comes in early and refuses to watch star wars with you, but makes up for it by wiping your snotty nose (yeh, I have a cold) and saying “wanna play mario kart?”
Fucking true love right there.
That moment you go to make your first tumblr entry...
… and you come across 5 photos of a well endowed squirrel in your documents folder.
Man I have the best girlfriend ever!
December 2011
47 posts
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Fairytale of New York comes on the radio...
Mum: Did you know this is about new york?
I’m seriously considering making a book of her ‘no shit’ moments.
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So I took a chunk out of my finger today whilst...
mum turns round and says; I didn’t want blood on my potatoes.
as if I did it deliberately.
NO SYMPATHY!
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For some reason...
some people seem to think I give a crap about every single aspect of their life.
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